genius
Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3
We fucking STAN
!!!!!!!
You idiots: I’m sorry but I don’t think the american healthcare system is as bad as you’re making it out to be. You’re just trying to scam people.
The american healthcare system:
Like, breaking bad wasn’t exaggerating, y'all. A lot of Americans turn to selling drugs, sex work, illegal activities, to get their meds or pay things like medical bills. America is fucked. We’re not being overdramatic.
EXACTLY!!! and honestly the reason I started smoking cannabis is because I couldn’t afford the medication for my seizures. My doctor suggested marijuana (which was not legal where I was living at the time) because even our doctors know that the healthcare system is FUCKED and we can’t afford the price of our lives.
🙌 🙌 🙌
Anonymous asked:
my boyfriend was telling me about the time he drunkenly ate some guys ass when he was at a party before we started dating, and i said "thats weird, i got my ass ate at a party and i cant remember who the guy was" turns out we went to the same party, and he was the dude that ate my ass. my boyfriend ate my ass 2 years before we started dating.
uglydantedeactivated answered:
And people say soulmates don’t exist.
A story by Nicholas Sparks
s(hole)mates
Zoomed in and found this gem
I think I found someone who knows about the camera
Hello there, observant person!
uh oh
i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad
bonus:
special protected fire hydrant
Bucket
Hello darkness my old friend
damnnnnn
enemy spotted
i spent a solid 10 minutes zooming into the distance to find anything gay
and here they are, reblog for thriving queer energy
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.
can I volunteer to be a penguin
I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.
So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.
Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.
Carry on …
I love everything about this post.
If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead.
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